5 Things: Beauty Products I Can't Live Without.

Good morning! 

Hope everyone is gearing up for a relaxing/fun/exciting weekend. My brother and his girlfriend, Emily, are coming to visit us this weekend (!!!!) and we are basically exploding with joy a la Kermit the frog:  

My favorite GIF of all time, in case anyone was keeping track. 

My favorite GIF of all time, in case anyone was keeping track. 

This is certainly not a beauty or fashion blog, but I do happen to love both fashion and beauty products. That being the case, I thought I'd share some products that I routinely use - some tried and true, some new to me - but all of which I can't live without these days. 

Walk with me. 

1. Micellar water. 

I've been using this product for almost a year now, and I can't believe how much I love it. Micellar water is used in place of a face wash. Inspired by French women (who are famous for their beautiful skin), micellar water cleanses your skin without stripping it. In fact (and this is the part that always makes my friends say, "What?!"), there's actually no water involved at all. You add this magical potion to a cotton round, swipe it all over your face to remove makeup (sometimes two are necessary if it's a particularly heavy makeup day), and your skin is smooth, clean, and cared for without the slog of splashing water all over yourself twice a day.

The magic of this product is in the micelles, which are simply molecules of oil in otherwise pure water, are attracted to the impurities on your face (dirt, makeup, etc.). They cling to and remove what you don't want on your skin, leaving behind a really moisturized and even tone. 

If you're skeptical about this product, let me challenge you with this: remove all of your makeup and wash your face with a traditional cleanser. Then, use micellar water on a cotton round and swipe it over your face. You will be shocked at how much dirt and makeup has been left behind. 

To read a little more about it, visit this link. After a year, my skin has never looked better or been more dewey and clean. Give it a shot.

2. Moisturizer. 

I'm sure that everyone has their own favorite moisturizer, and this is mine. The smell always reminds me of watching my mom get ready in the mornings - makes me happy! 

What I love about Oil of Olay is that their products are super gentle on my skin, and that this one includes an SPF to protect against fine lines and wrinkles. 

If you don't use a moisturizer with SPF in it every day, watch this video and prepare to never leave the house without sunscreen again. 

Long ago, I realized I'd never be blessed with a dark complexion. Jordan calls me "queso skin," because he thinks my extremely fair and easily scarred skin looks like the layer of skin on top of cheese dip at a Mexican restaurant. Because you can see my veins. 

...cute, right? ; )

More than anything, what I've adopted since college is a regimented moisturizing routine that includes my face, neck, decolletage, and hands. Everything I've read about skincare regrets older women have lists that their hands were neglected from sun protection, so while their faces are supple and young-looking, their hands are leathery and wrinkled. 

Don't forget the hands, you guys.

3.  Spot treatment.

So, I'm finding it a little vulgar to talk about blemishes, but this is such a miracle product that I'm pushing past my discomfort with this subject.

I am lucky to have "normal" (not oily, not dry), fairly even skin, but sometimes everyone get a blemish. Recently, I had a particularly stubborn cystic bump that would not. Go. Away. 

I researched every method on the Internet for getting rid of it - toothpaste, ice, you name it - and finally bit the bullet to buy this rather expensive (for its size) magic bottle. 

Y'all, when I tell you that bump was gone in almost 24 hours, I tell you no lies. 

The redness and soreness of any blemishes you may find yourself with, whether they're cystic or not, are immediately reduced by this formula. If you put it on before you go to bed, by the time you wake up, you'll see a difference. 

I recently recommended this admittedly pricier product to a girlfriend of mine who is known for her thriftiness. She bought it, and now she swears by it. Even if you don't have a bump today, you know you will at some point - why not be proactive and make sure you have something with which to treat it? I'm telling you - miraculous. 

4. Brow gel. 

Anyone who knows me well knows that for years, I've been saying that "eyebrows make or break a face." Now, the entire world has caught on to my thinking - thanks, Kardashians, for making brows a thing people are universally obsessed with! Hehe. 

On days when I'm in a hurry, I use under-eye concealer, a little mascara, this brow gel, and leave. Having neat, shapely brows makes my face look put together, even when I barely have makeup on. 

This product is technically a clear mascara, but I use it as a brow gel and it works just as well. After filling in your brows, it's a great way to get them to keep their shape all day long. 

Confession: before purchasing this product a few months ago, I would use a comb and hairspray to get my brows to stay in place all day. Classy, huh? 

Okay, ignore the tacky selfie and ignore that I cut my face off - I took this to show how well this product works, but I look 100% cross-eyed in this picture, so...the rest of my face had to go.

Okay, ignore the tacky selfie and ignore that I cut my face off - I took this to show how well this product works, but I look 100% cross-eyed in this picture, so...the rest of my face had to go.

I actually haven't had my brows done in months (because I'm lazy) and so this picture features them as grown out as they get, but filled in and styled with my brow gel. 

The point is, brow gel covers all manner of sins.

5. Hair powder.  

Shoutout to all my Southern girls - the higher the hair, the closer to God, amirite?? 

I have come to call this product "hair velcro." It is an absolutely unreal little powder that, when sprinkled on your scalp, gives you volume and texture that locks in freakin' place for hours and hours. You can lightly tease your hair and sprinkle this on to hold the shape, or use only the powder for nearly the same results. 

I have lots of very fine hair, so getting it to hold a style has always been a challenge. This sweet little power is the antidote to having to carry around a teasing comb (because I do) in my purse for the moments when my hair falls flat as a board. 

 

Okay, friends - now I'm inspired to go take a shower and get super-glam! But in reality, I'm going to put on workout clothes and clean the bathroom floor. Such is life. 

Happy weekend! 

DNR - JTI: Pop Culture Edition.

If you've been following the blog for a few weeks now, you read this post where I explain the concept of "Do Not Respond - Just Take It." If you haven't been following the blog, I'm pretty sure you'll figure it out anyway. 

There's been so much in the pop culture world this past week that I need to rant about.

As always, all credit is due the brilliant Mollie Erickson whose idea I am shamelessly hijacking. 

Dear Kanye West, 
You must be how God feels about all of us. Just when God thinks it's finally safe to have faith in humanity again, we do something ridiculous and screw it up. You are not Picasso. You are not The Apostle Paul. You are not a genius. I have such unkind things to say about you, but I'll sum it up with PLEASE STOP TALKING. Every time you open your mouth, things get worse. I could cite a million examples, but it would take too long. Also, please, PLEASE stop designing clothes. We all know you're just ripping off the Derelicte campaign from Zoolander. DNR - JTI.  

Dear Taylor Swift, 
Honey, stop acknowledging Kanye West. Have you heard the parable of the frog and the scorpion? Mmmk, well let me sum it up for you: the frog ends up dead at the bottom of the pond pumped full of scorpion venom. I hope you've stopped giving him chances. The surest way to disappoint him and make him irrelevant is to stop acknowledging him. No one takes him seriously anyway. You're too good for that, girl. Hey, congrats on Album of the Year! DNR - JTI. 

Dear Stepdad Gary From "EW!" With Jimmy Fallon,
You are one of my favorite characters ever. You make me laugh every time. But especially in this week's episode. Thanks for being so lame and so funny. Can you teach me that popcorn song? DNR - JTI. 

Dear Pizza,
You have nothing to do with pop culture and everything to do with pop culture. Why do you have to be so delicious? Why do you have to be so bad for me? These are the things I contemplate while staring at the Domino's app on my phone, playing "Will I or won't I?" with myself. Every night. Can't you help me out and just disappear? If I have a spirit animal, I've always known it was Pizza Rat. DNR - JTI. 

Dear People who Post Photos of Abused Animals Online,
You make me reconsider having a Facebook account. I am too emotionally unstable to deal with seeing that kind of stuff. There should be a separate Facebook called "Disgracebook" where you can post all the inflammatory, upsetting stuff you want. But please - cut me and my very tender heart a break. DNR - JTI. 

Dear Leslie Jones,
My husband and I think you are hysterical. This highly inappropriate and highly hilarious speech had us both R O L L I N G on Valentine's Day when we caught up on SNL. Thanks for being the best. See you next week. DNR - JTI. 

Dear Mary Catherine,
This is officially your last social media post/tweet about Kanye. I'm cutting you off. He doesn't deserve it and you have better things to do with your time than go down the Google rabbit hole of offensive or insipid things Kanye has said/done this week. Spoiler alert: there are a million. DNR - JTI, girl. 

 

Trip to Charleston.

When Jordan and I were thinking about where we wanted to go for our anniversary, we immediately thought of Charleston. Neither of us had ever been there, and since we had recently moved to Asheville, we were only four hours away! 

We opted for a weekend trip because Jordan had recently started at work, so a longer weekend was out of the question at that point. We squeezed every drop we could out of the time we spent, so I thought I'd share a few pictures and recommendations for anyone planning an upcoming trip! 

Friday: 

Our first stop after checking into our sweet little B&B, Fulton Lane Inn, was to get some ice cream, of course! We stopped at Jeni's (my all-time favorite) and then continued walking to grab something to eat at Butcher and Bee. 

...he's smiling, I swear.

We'd gotten all sorts of restaurant recommendations, so we were set when it came to meals. Between meals, though, we'd decided to just wing it! As we walked, we stumbled upon High Wire Distillery right outside of Butcher and Bee, and noticed they were giving a distillery tour in about 5 minutes. 

It turned out that we were the only people there, and that the tour (of course) came with samples of the liquor that they make there. If you've ever been around me drinking, you know I have the alcohol tolerance of a mosquito, so we were feeling real good by the time we left. Hehe! 

Not only did we get to drink for free (haaaaay!), but we also discovered our new favorite gin and favorite cocktail mixer, Jack Rudy Small Batch Tonic. If you're a fan of gin and tonics in the summer, buy this. I promise, you'll never look back.

We had dinner that night at F.I.G, where our sweet friend Sally's fiancĂ© is a chef!  We weren't able to get a reservation, so we expected to eat at the bar. Luckily, we walked in just as another couple was leaving a table, so we were immediately seated - total fluke, but we were really grateful! 

This restaurant was beyond delicious, y'all. If you go in the summer, the tomato tarte tatin is an absolute must. 

After dinner, we were totally stuffed, so we went straight to bed, only to realize we hadn't gotten anyone to take our picture that night. So we took a selfie. In our robes. Because we're classy like that.  

Saturday: 

We were treated to room service breakfast that morning, which gave us a chance to relax and enjoy Jordan's time off! Although both of us kept asking, "Where's Tom Hanks?"

...do any of you dog people constantly think your dog is in the room when you travel, even though they're at home? It's like a phantom limb. Weird. 

After breakfast, we wanted to explore the city on foot and eventually end up at the bowery. The houses and yards in this part of Charleston are absolutely stunning. We loved getting to explore - but people: COMFORTABLE. SHOES. Don't be like me and wear sandals you haven't broken in yet. #yourarereallydumb #forreal 

You'll notice I snuck a little snack in there. Somehow Jordan doesn't need to be fed but once a day. I need to be fed...five times a day. Men are weird. 

You'll also notice that I'm pretty much outfit repeating. That's because I packed jeans and a couple of heavier tops, unprepared for the fact that it was sweltering in Charleston all weekend. SO, you know. Had to! 

We had lunch at one of Charleston's coolest casual eateries, Xiao Bao Biscuit. How do you pronounce that first word? I've heard it "Zjhow" and "Zow" and "Djow." So, I don't know. Take your best shot. 

So, so delicious. Get the okonomiyaki with a fried egg and pork candy. Just trust me. 

We walked back to our hotel to take a quick nap (and watch football) before our dinner reservation that night. At this point, my feet were an absolute mess from walking in the wrong shoes all day, so Jordan cut some bandages to fit over the places where it hurt. And I'm talking fit exactly. These are the perks of having a husband who deals in millimeters all day long. 

Jordan would want me to acknowledge that he had just started growing out his beard, and that's why his facial hair is in an in-between stage. ; ) 

We stopped to get a little appetizer to tide us over at Magnolia Grill, which was amaze. Afterward, we caught up with some friends (hey, AE and Matt!) for a drink at their precious apartment, and got to play with their sweet pup before heading to our late dinner reservation.

Two Boroughs Larder was our dinner spot, and I think this was probably the only culinary low point of the trip. Really, it was only because their menu is very small and we weren't nuts about anything on it. Not a bad restaurant! But check online before you go to ensure maximum deliciousness. The ambiance of the place is wonderful, though - very cozy and romantic. 

Sunday:

Sunday morning, we needed to scoot out of town relatively early, so we decided on Husk for brunch. We'd made a reservation at their earliest opening and it was SUCH a good idea. 

If you've been to the Husk in Nashville, you know all about my boyfriend Sean Brock, executive chef of Husk. His low country food is not only beautiful and creative, but also made from local ingredients that are so fresh you could just about die. Even their butter is made in-house. Right. Are you salivating yet?? 

So, even though it was 10 AM, I went ahead and had myself a cheeseburger. And I am not sorry. Because their cheeseburgers are half beef and half BACON. That's right. Bacon IN the burger patty. I'm drooling typing it out. 

Jordan had some kind of pork deliciousness, which he annihilated.  

I don't even care that I look like a crazed monster, because that's how good it was. 

We loved our little weekend getaway and will definitely be back to Charleston soon - there are so many other restaurants we want to try! 

Hope this inspired you to plan your own trip there. Have you been? Where did you eat? What should be on my list for next time? 

You Should Go and Love Yourself.

Happy Friday! 

My sweet husband finds himself short-handed at the office today, so I'm going in to help seat and greet patients. 

Last night's conversation:

Me: I'm worried I'm going to pull the wrong tooth on someone. 

Jordan: ...what exactly do you think I'm going to let you do? 

Anyway, in lieu of a 5 Things Friday, I thought I'd mix it up a little and post this cover my friend Landon and I recorded last week. For me, it's a rough vocal - I recorded it once and just left it alone. And although I can't personally endorse the Biebs, you guys, I really love this stinkin' song. 

Hope you enjoy! Do it up big this weekend and I'll see you on Monday for Jordan Says - our podcast. 

Gorgeous, No-Bake Valentine's Dessert

If you're like me, your first reaction when thinking about Valentine's Day is food. Because #gluttony. 

But Valentine's, unfortunately, has gotten to be one of those holidays like New Year's Eve: people get excited for it, they plan for it, and then, because it's so full of expectations, it's kind of always a bummer. 

To guard against this, Jordan and I established a Valentine's tradition called "pizza and board games." Bet you can't figure out what we do. 

...you guessed it. Order a big giant pizza, watch movies, and play board games. Aren't we SO COOL?? 

This year, though, thanks to my friends at Two City Vegans, we're going to be adding these treats to our tradition. Why? Because they are easy, because they are two ingredients, and because they are already done. 

Note: I bought non-vegan chocolate chips, so my recipe doesn't include the almond milk or coconut oil that TCV's does. Equally delicious! 

Ingredients: 
1 bag of dark or semi-sweet chocolate chips
Your filling of choice
This silicon heart mold, or a cupcake tin lined with parchment paper

1. Pour your chocolate chips into a a bowl. Temper your chocolate 30 seconds at a time, stirring after each trip to the microwave, until smooth. 

2. Carefully spoon the chocolate into the molds until they're about 1/3 of the way full. 

3. Spoon in your filling! I would recommend using a larger dollop of peanut butter than I did, but even a smaller amount was SO. GOOD. 

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4. Fill the rest of your heart molds with chocolate under the peanut butter (or filling) is totally covered. 

The first three are milk chocolate and peanut butter, the three closest to us are dark chocolate and chili powder! 

The first three are milk chocolate and peanut butter, the three closest to us are dark chocolate and chili powder! 

5. Pop these bad boys in the freezer and wait a couple of hours. Then, enjoy! 

We ended up with milk chocolate and peanut filling, dark chocolate and chili powder (just mix it in to taste), milk chocolate and sea salt, and dark chocolate with homemade raspberry jam filling. (To make the jam - a carton of raspberries, 1/2 cup of water, 1/4 cup of sugar - bring the mixture to a boil, then cover, simmer, and cool.) 

Y'all, these were so yummy, so pretty, and so easy. Perfect for an office party, for your sweetheart, or to make with your kids. Happy Valentine's! And thanks again to Two City Vegans for this fabulous idea!